Vitruvian Cat Athletic Shorts – Funny Unisex Workout Shorts

Inspired by Da Vinci, perfected by Gilu. These bright yellow athletic shorts feature the sacred pose of Felinus Cattus—the black cat embodiment of balanced naps and absolute domestic rule. With “Perfectio in Napibus. Dominatus in Domibus” printed throughout, they’re purrfect for lounging hard or training harder.

Cut from breathable, moisture-wicking polyester with a four-way stretch and an elastic waistband, these sublimated shorts are made for movement and mischief. Unisex fit. Maximum attitude.

Up to 15% of profits go to supporting cat rescues—because comfort, like compassion, should be a daily habit.