They’ve stared into the void. They’ve communicated with things you can’t see. And they’ve knocked your phone off the counter for reasons beyond science.

If you’ve ever suspected your cat might be a little… otherworldly—you’re not alone. In fact, we’ve collected some undeniable signs that suggest your feline may be more “extraterres-meow-strial” than domesticated mammal.

1. The Stare Into Nothing

Cats will lock eyes with empty corners, dark hallways, or random walls as if someone (or something) is standing there. They don’t blink. They don’t move.

Alien decoding in progress. Please do not disturb.

🛸 Product match: The “Abducted by Cats” Tee

2. They Only Communicate in Cryptic Sounds

Trills, chirps, squeaks, and slow-motion blinks? These are not your average meows. Linguists have yet to decode them, but we’re pretty sure they’re transmitting intel back to the mothership.

Or maybe just asking for treats. It’s unclear.

👁️ Product match: “Trust No Purr” Hoodie

3. They Teleport (You Just Didn’t See It)

You left them on the bed. They’re now behind you on the stairs. No sound. No warning. How?

Classic alien cloaking device. Check your security cams.

🚀 Product match: “Area Meowty-One” Mug

4. They Knock Objects to Send Messages

Books. Glasses. Your self-esteem. If your cat is systematically clearing your shelves while staring directly at you, it’s not mischief—it’s alien Morse code.

You just don’t speak the language yet.

🔭 Product match: “Conspiracy Cats Club” Tank

5. They Prefer Boxes to Human Logic

You bought a $300 cat tree. They sleep in a $0.99 Amazon box. Clearly they reject materialism—and may be rebelling against Earth culture as a whole.

Minimalist mothership prep?

🧬 Product match: “Purranormal Intelligence” Phone Case

6. They Disappear During Important Events

House guests arrive? Vanished. Time to leave for the vet? Gone. Fireworks, family dinners, or dramatic conversations? They’re suddenly nowhere to be found.

Either they phase-shift through walls or possess cloaking capabilities.

🌠 Product match: “I Want to Believe… in Nap Time” Tote

🧠 Are You Living With a Cat—or an Intergalactic Operative?

Either way, you’re not alone. Share your “alien cat” stories and photos by tagging @GiluCats with #PurranormalProof and let the world know what your cat is hiding.

🛒 Bonus for Believers

Every purchase from the Aliens & Conspiracy Cats Collection helps fund real-world rescue missions through our FAN Campaign Hub. That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for catkind.