Women’s Cropped Hoodie #2

Ever wondered what your cat sees when they stare blankly into space? The truth is out there… and it’s fuzzy. Introducing the “Catnip Conspiracist” Women’s Cropped Hoodie—an intergalactic fashion statement for feline truth-seekers and snack demanders alike.

Crafted for believers of the absurd (and proud servants of cats), this cropped hoodie pairs buttery-soft fleece with bold alien-cat artwork that screams: “I’ve done things... I’ve seen things... I’ve knocked things over.”

Whether you’re lounging with your chaos goblin or decoding meow-ssages from beyond the litter box, this hoodie serves:

A flattering raw hem & relaxed fit
Warm fleece to keep your cosmic cuddler close
A design that lets the world know: you’re not the problem. The system is.

Because let’s face it—if cats aren’t aliens, how do you explain their ability to appear out of nowhere when the tuna can cracks?

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!