Women’s Cropped Hoodie #1

IF YOUR CAT’S BEEN STARING AT THE WALL FOR HOURS... THEY MIGHT BE TRANSMITTING.

Whether you're watching the skies or just watching your cat plot world domination from the windowsill, the “Smile! You’re Being Cat-chured” Women’s Cropped Hoodie has your back—and your midriff.

Featuring a neon-bright alien selfie scene with a mildly offended housecat as the star (naturally), this hoodie blends soft fleece vibes with full-on cosmic sass. Printed on the Bella + Canvas 7502—a fashion-forward fleece crop that's cozy without being clingy—it’s perfect for chilly abduction nights, snack-driven resistance meetings, or curling up to rewatch your favorite extraterrestrial documentaries (the ones your cat "coincidentally" steps on every time).

And let’s be real: if anyone’s behind the surveillance state, it’s not the government—it’s the whiskered roommate silently judging you from the litter box.

Why You’ll Love It:
52% airlume combed cotton, 48% poly fleece—softer than your cat’s belly (but way less risky to touch)
Dropped shoulders + raw hem = the casual drama you didn’t know you needed
Cozy AF without sacrificing style
Sizes S–2XL for a relaxed, flattering fit on every body type
DTG printed alien-cat art that says: “I know too much, but I look incredible.”

Perfect For:
Cat people who know the real surveillance cameras are purring on the shelf
Women who want to stay warm and look cool while rejecting mainstream dog propaganda
Gilu fans who like their humor dark, their cotton soft, and their conspiracies feline-forward

15% of proceeds support GiluFunds and the mission to protect Earth’s most misunderstood beings: cats. (Though let’s be honest—they probably don’t need us. They’re clearly in charge.)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!