Women’s Crop Top #4

THEY DIDN’T COME FOR COWS. THEY CAME FOR CATS—AND YOU’RE NEXT.

The “Smile! You’re Being Cat-chured” Women’s Crop Top captures the moment aliens realized Earth’s true overlords weren’t humans—they were cats. This bold design features three green extraterrestrials posing with a wide-eyed kitty for the ultimate cosmic selfie. Whether you’re out to brunch or decoding catnip rituals under moonlight, this top makes it clear: your cat knows everything, and the mothership’s probably watching too.

Printed on the AS Colour 4062 crop—aka the gold standard of cotton comfort—this top delivers style, stretch, and serious attitude. It’s cropped just right, flattering without cling, and soft enough for anyone navigating abduction anxiety or just vibing with cosmic felines.

Why You’ll Love It:
100% combed cotton — breathable, flattering, and doesn’t judge your browser history like your cat does
Cropped fit with dropped shoulders = maximum chill, maximum “take me to your feeder” energy
DTG-printed design with neon accents and intergalactic sass
Sizes XS–XL — perfect for believers, skeptics, and snack-fueled sass queens

Perfect For:
Women who believe in aliens, but trust their cat more
Cat moms who know they’re being watched—and are fine with it
Fans of fashion-forward weirdness and clothes that spark conversations (and stares)
15% of profits go to GiluFunds to support real-world cat rescue operations.

Because while your cat’s starring in alien selfies, thousands more still need a safe landing.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!