Women’s Crop Top #2
Meet the crop top for cosmic chaos queens and catnip truthers. A stretchy-soft tee for women who know their cats aren’t just cute—they’re plotting something. Sizes XS–XL.
Price range: $26.50 through $29.75
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FIRST CAT IN SPACE? MORE LIKE FIRST CAT TO LOSE IT ON NIP AND BLAME NASA.
You’ve seen the signs. The wide eyes. The tail flicks. The sudden 3AM zoomies that defy gravity. It’s not just your imagination—it’s the Catnip Conspiracist in action. This women’s crop top features a bug-eyed kitty astronaut floating mid-space trip, gripping a bag of cosmic-grade catnip and experiencing a full-blown existential meowment.
Printed on the super-soft AS Colour 4062, this top is cropped, comfy, and ready for intergalactic snack negotiations or just a trip to the bodega for more treats. Dropped shoulders, a relaxed fit, and premium cotton make it the go-to for stylish cat people with zero tolerance for boring outfits and cold coffee.
Whether you believe your cat was sent from another planet or just acts like it, this shirt’s your signal to the rest of the galaxy: you’re not just a cat mom—you’re a cat conspiracy survivor.
Why You’ll Love It:
100% combed cotton for serious softness (like your cat’s belly, minus the risk of bloodshed)
Cropped hem and dropped shoulders = relaxed, flattering, cat-loaf approved fit
DTG-printed with neon artwork that says, “yes, I’m into space AND sass”
Sizes XS–XL — for believers, skeptics, and snack-driven fashionistas
Perfect For:
Cat moms who speak fluent “meow” and conspiracy
Women who love their crop tops with a side of sarcasm
Anyone who’s ever caught their cat staring at the wall and whispered, “same”
Mission Critical: 15% of proceeds go to GiluFunds to support cat rescue missions.
Because while your cat’s having an out-of-body nip experience, others still need a safe planet to land on.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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