Unisex Sweatshirt #2

Think your cat’s staring habits are random? Think again. This "Smile, You’re Being Cat-Chured" unisex crewneck sweatshirt is your comfy confirmation that feline surveillance is real—and it’s adorable. With an alien crew documenting every hairball, paw tap, and mid-zoom stare, you’re officially part of the purr-triotic resistance.

Crafted from soft yet durable cotton-poly blend fleece, this classic Gildan 18000 sweatshirt keeps you warm whether you're curled up on the couch or dodging eye contact with your overlord cat. The vibrant direct-to-garment print won’t fade (unlike your dignity when trying to get your cat to cuddle you).

This design is part of our Aliens & Cats Collection, and yes—15% of profits go toward helping real cats, not just intergalactic ones. So go ahead, embrace your weird. Your cat already has.

Product Features:
50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece
Pre-shrunk with a classic fit (no clingy nonsense)
Double-needle stitched for durability
Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
Sizes: S to 3XL
DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printed

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!