Unisex Sweatshirt #1

If your cat spends too much time staring at the wall, it’s not a glitch in the Matrix—it’s The Catspiracy. This premium unisex crewneck sweatshirt features our fan-favorite feline investigator diving deep into the fur-midable secrets of the universe. With a heavyweight blend of cozy cotton and polyester, it’s soft, structured, and designed for maximum comfort and maximum side-eye.

This is the kind of pullover that whispers, “Trust no one… unless they bring treats.” Whether you’re spiraling into a late-night documentary binge or just spiraling in general, this sweatshirt’s here to keep you warm, wild, and weird. Let the world know: your closet contains classified drip.

Product Features:
50% cotton, 50% polyester for ultimate comfort and durability
Pre-shrunk, with a classic fit that flatters most frames
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Ribbed knit cuffs and waistband for that polished-yet-purrfectly-casual look
Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) for vibrant, long-lasting color

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!