Unisex Staple T-Shirt #4

Welcome to the Catocracy—where the constitution was shredded, the throne is a cardboard box, and your only job is to obey.

This shirt is for those who know the real power in the house wears fur, doesn’t pay rent, and still expects full service. Featuring a bold mirrored design of a regal tabby surrounded by patriotic flair, this tee lets the world know: liberty and justice are cool, but cats still rule everything.

Printed on the soft, durable Bella + Canvas 3001, it’s perfect for cat parents, chaos enjoyers, and anyone who’s ever asked permission to sit on their own couch. Oh, and 15% of sales go to helping stray cats secure better borders, better meals, and fewer fireworks—thanks to GiluFunds.

Meow is law. Resistance is futile. Feed them anyway.

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!