Unisex Muscle Shirt #2

They warned us the truth was out there—but they forgot to mention it’s purring. Meet the Smile, You’re Being Cat-chured Muscle Shirt from our Aliens & Cats collection, where interstellar humor meets feline fabulousness. Whether you're lifting at the gym, lounging in your litter box (we don’t judge), or just vibing with the galaxy’s sassiest creatures, this tank was made for you.

Made from soft, breathable cotton with just the right amount of give, this shirt pairs cosmic vibes with cat-parent chaos. The bold graphic features a trio of aliens holding their favorite earthling hostage—a confused but camera-ready cat. Let’s face it: your triceps aren’t the only thing that deserve attention.

Translation: The aliens may have abducted your cat, but you still have time to abduct attention.

Details:
100% combed ringspun cotton (soft enough for a cat nap)
Available in classic white or black
DTG print with radiant, extraterrestrial sass
Sizes S–2XL
Great for workouts, walks of shame, or escaping Area 51 with snacks in hand

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!