Unisex Muscle Shirt #1

Calling all intergalactic snackologists and sleeveless renegades: this is your official uniform.

The “Alien Abduction, No Sleeves Required” Muscle Tank is your backstage pass to the mothership of feline fashion. Featuring the iconic Gilu Aliens & Cats logo (with a wink and a paw swipe), this unisex sleeveless shirt is built for anyone who enjoys space conspiracy theories, shredded arms, and being owned by their cat.

Made from a soft, breathable cotton/poly blend, it’s ideal for workouts, sun worshipping, or just lounging around plotting the next phase of the feline takeover. Whether you’re flashing guns at the gym or flexing your sense of humor in public, this tank makes a statement: cats rule, aliens drool, and humans? Well… we’re just here to serve.

And yes, 15% of sales support real-life cat rescue initiatives. Because here at Gilu, we don’t just chase tail—we save lives.

Careful though: wearing this may result in unsolicited abduct-me vibes and dangerously high levels of cat calls (the meow kind... and maybe the other kind too ).

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!