Unisex Classic Tee #8

Let’s face it—some dads skip the sleepless nights with newborns and go straight to stepping around furballs and cleaning designer poop nuggets. And honestly? We respect that. For the man who’s proudly fathered whiskers instead of toddlers, this tee is the cat’s meow.

Featuring our cheeky “My Kids Have Paws and a Superiority Complex” design, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: the cats run the house, and he’s just here to serve—and maybe pay the vet bills. Whether his four-legged spawn sleep on his face or ignore him completely unless there’s tuna involved, this shirt celebrates the unique joy of feline parenthood.

Made from the comfy Gildan 5000 cotton blend, it’s soft enough for cat naps and durable enough to survive claw attacks. The print is bold, hilarious, and subtle enough that his coworkers might not immediately realize he’s a cat-obsessed legend (until he starts showing them phone pics, of course).

Oh, and it practically attracts cat hair. But hey, that’s not a design flaw—that’s a lifestyle statement.

Perfect for:
Cat dads who don't need Father's Day to be validated (but still expect a gift)
Humans who proudly serve cats instead of raising kids
Anyone who knows feline superiority isn’t a theory—it’s a daily reality

Bonus tip: Pair it with a mug, a smug cat stare, and maybe a lint roller (for emergencies only).

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!