Unisex Classic Tee #7

THEY CAME FOR PEACE. THE CAT CAME FOR CHICKEN.

This shirt says what every feline’s thinking: take me to your feeder—and don’t skimp on the treats. Featuring original artwork of a wide-eyed alien negotiating with an even-wider-eyed cat, this tee is proof that cats don’t start intergalactic conflict… they just expect snacks to appear on command.

Printed on the comfy, classic Gildan 5000 unisex tee, it’s soft enough for belly rubs (if permitted), durable enough to survive laser-pointer chases, and stylish enough to wear to your next abduction-themed brunch or vet visit. (Your cat won’t care, but we think it’s flattering.)

Product Details:
100% cotton for softness (like the inside of your cat’s ear—don’t lie, you’ve thought it)
DTG-printed for vibrant, long-lasting color
Classic unisex fit from sizes S–5XL
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, double-stitched hem, and space to smuggle snacks

Perfect For:
Cat parents who know they’re not in charge
Sci-fi fans whose pets are plotting something
Anyone who's heard their cat demand dinner in 3 alien dialects

P.S. This tee helps real cats, too. 15% of proceeds go to GiluFunds, supporting feline rescue missions that don’t involve spacecraft (just compassion and community).

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!