Unisex Classic Tee #6

THE TRUTH? IT’S BEEN HIDING IN YOUR CAT TREE.

This shirt isn’t about aliens. It’s about your cat. The one who teleports at midnight, stares at walls like they’re receiving instructions, and guards the snack cabinet like it holds the secrets of the universe.

The Gilu “I Want to Beleaf” Tee (yes, that’s a plant-based pun and a subtle escape from copyright lawyers) is printed on the tried-and-true Gildan 5000 Unisex Tee—soft, durable, and perfectly suited for interstellar snack negotiations.

The design features a smug cat being abducted, clutching a snack bag like it’s diplomatic cargo. Whether you’re a believer in otherworldly life, or just convinced your cat is hiding something (besides furballs), this one’s for you.

Why You’ll Love It:
100% cotton for max softness (aka nap readiness)
Bold DTG print for clean lines, even in deep space
Classic unisex fit from sizes S to 5XL—because cat people come in all shapes, moods, and conspiracies

Best Gift For:
Cat dads with “I know too much” energy
Space nerds with emotional support tabbies
Yourself—because that’s what your cat would want

Bonus: 15% of profits support real-world cat rescue missions via GiluFunds.
Because the only thing more suspicious than your cat’s side-eye is ignoring how many need our help.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!