Unisex Classic Tee #5

HIGH ON CATNIP. LOW ON GRAVITY. MEOW-DELUSIONAL.

The truth is out there, and it’s covered in fur. Introducing the “Catnip Conspiracist” Unisex Tee—your new uniform for interstellar snack chasers and feline truth seekers. Featuring a bug-eyed space kitty floating in zero gravity with a bag of nip and a questionable grasp on reality, this shirt delivers peak chaos and perfect cotton comfort.

Printed on the ever-reliable Gildan 5000, this tee’s classic fit is ideal for lounging on couches, decoding ancient scratching post glyphs, or confronting the hard truth: your cat is running a full-on psychological operation, and you're falling for it.

The artwork? Bold. The statement? Pawsitively unhinged. The comfort level? Astronomical.

Why It’s Worth Lifting Off:
100% cotton for ultimate softness (just like your cat’s belly—but less dangerous to touch)
DTG print with galaxy-level vibrancy
Classic crew neck, relaxed fit, double-stitched durability
Sizes S–5XL – because conspiracy doesn’t discriminate by size

Perfect For:
Cat parents who accept that their feline is their furry overlord
Friends who whisper “he’s watching me” while their cat silently judges
People who think Area 51 is just where the litter box portals lead

BONUS TRUTH DROP: 15% of sales support GiluFunds and real-life cat rescue efforts.

Because while your cat might be hallucinating satellites, others are just trying to survive the streets.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!