Unisex Classic Tee #4

THE FILES ARE FUR-REAL.

If you’ve ever been woken up at 3:07AM by a cat sprinting across your face, we have news: you're living inside an ongoing cover-up. The GiluCats “Catspiracy Files” Tee brings that truth to light—with a deadpan feline detective who knows exactly who knocked over the lamp.

Printed on the ultra-wearable Gildan 5000 unisex tee, this shirt features our full-color “Catspiracy HQ” graphic: evidence boards, paw prints, and the smug stare of a cat who’s seen things. Whether you’re a cat dad, chaos witness, or just fluent in side-eye, this tee is your official uniform.

Why It’s a Claw-sic:
Soft 100% cotton fabric (heathers have a poly twist—like your cat’s DNA)
DTG-printed for lasting color and zero compromise on sass
Sizes S–3XL, ideal for humans of all builds and secrets

Bonus Perks:
Makes you look 15% cooler to rescue cats
15% of profits support real feline rescue missions through GiluFunds
Scientifically proven* to attract fellow cat people (*citation: us)

Care instructions: Wash cold. Line dry. Do not investigate further.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!