Unisex Classic Tee #4

Let’s face it—your dad’s not the “World’s Best Dad” mug kind of guy. He’s more of a “survived three divorces, rescued five cats, and still hasn’t cried about either” legend. Enter the: “Scars Tell Stories, So Do Rescued Cats” T-shirt.

This gritty, hilarious, and heart-slammed tee was made for the cat dad who doesn’t flinch at furballs or feelings—but still pretends he’s just got “allergies.” It's for the guy whose scars have backstories... and whose cats might’ve caused a few of them.

Crafted on the classic Gildan 5000 tee (a staple as dependable as his sarcastic comebacks), this shirt is:
Rugged yet cozy – just like him
Made of 100% cotton (some blends for colored shirts) – soft but never weak
Available in sizes S to 5XL – because dad bods come in all heroic forms
Printed with DTG technology – so that gnarly cat design holds up like a battle scar
Color options to match his mood: stealth mode gray, no-nonsense white, or rescue-ready army green
Whether you’re shopping for Father’s Day, his birthday, or just because he scooped a feral off the freeway at midnight, this tee says it all—he’s built tough, but he’s soft for cats. And honestly? That’s the kind of man worth celebrating (and mildly roasting).

Bonus tip: Wrap it in a towel. He’ll think it’s another stray and love it even more.

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!