Unisex Classic Tee #3

TOP SECRET: THIS CAT’S BEEN RUNNING THE SHOW SINCE 1947.

You thought Area 51 was about aliens? Wrong. It’s been a feline front this whole time. The “Area 51 Cat Colony Crew” Unisex T-Shirt exposes the truth: cats are calling the shots—and yes, their control panels are shaped like fish.

Featuring a smug headset-wearing kitty casually tapping buttons in a spacecraft cockpit, this tee gives conspiracy theorists and cat lovers exactly what they want: validation, soft cotton, and a bold excuse to talk about their pet like it’s their manager (because it is).

Printed on the classic Gildan 5000 unisex tee, it offers a comfy fit and sturdy construction for everything from snack-fetching to binge-watching alien documentaries with your real-life overlord curled on your chest.

Why You’ll Love It:
100% cotton (heather colors = poly blend—aka, alien tech)
Durable DTG print that won’t fade, even in deep space
Classic crew neck, double-stitched seams, and universal fit
Sizes S–5XL – ideal for humans of all sizes, snack habits, and classified clearance levels

Perfect For:
Cat parents suspicious of midnight zoomies
People who say “meow” to their cat in full sentences
Anyone who suspects their feline is listening to NASA signals

Classified Disclosure: 15% of profits go to GiluFunds to support real-life feline rescue ops.
Because whether they’re cosmic commanders or couch loafs, cats deserve safety—and snacks.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!