Unisex Classic Tee #2

YES, THEY’RE WATCHING. NO, THEY’RE NOT SORRY.

You know that feeling of being stared at while changing clothes, sneaking snacks, or scrolling questionable late-night searches? That’s not paranoia—it’s your cat. And they’re reporting back to the Feline Surveillance Program.

The “Feline Surveillance Program” Unisex T-Shirt is bold, hilarious, and dangerously accurate. Featuring original comic-style artwork of cats monitoring your every move (yes, even when you open the tuna), this tee is for anyone who’s ever been silently judged by a set of glowing eyes from the back of the couch.

Printed on the classic and durable Gildan 5000, this shirt is soft, breathable, and roomy enough to wear while plotting snack heists—or avoiding eye contact with your cat after using generic litter.

Why You’ll Love It:
100% cotton (heather colors contain poly—a bit like your cat: soft, unpredictable, and shed-resistant-ish)
DTG printed with high-res art that survives laundry and surveillance
Classic fit, crew neck, and double-stitched seams
Available in Carolina Blue, Natural, Light Blue, and Ash
Sizes S–5XL — because cat lovers come in every shape, sass level, and snack preference

Perfect For:
Cat parents living under 24/7 “paw-dience”
People who feel seen when they reach for the treats
Gifting your weird friend who says “my cat is just built different” (they are)

Bonus Insight: 15% of profits go toward GiluFunds’ cat rescue efforts.
Because some cats are spying on you… and others are just waiting to be saved.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!