Sublimated Towel #1

You may not believe in aliens, but every cat parent knows one universal truth: your feline knows when you open the tuna.

The “Feline Surveillance Program” towel is your humorous reminder that nothing escapes a cat’s watchful eye. Whether you’re soaking up sun, lounging by the pool, or escaping a human-only mission to the beach, this oversized 30”×60” sublimated towel offers a luxurious blend of softness and sass.

Printed edge to edge with our signature red-alert design, the towel features high-res illustrations of shadowy cat operatives peeking from boxes, beds, vents, and countertops. Designed for cat lovers with a sense of humor and zero shame about being constantly judged by their pets.

Product details:
52% cotton / 48% polyester blend (because you deserve both comfort and color pop)
One-side print in vivid, long-lasting sublimation ink
Ultra-soft cotton side for lounging, polyester side for drying off (and showing off)
Size: 30” × 60” (aka long enough to wrap your whole purr-sonality)
Lightweight but absorbent—just like your cat’s attitude toward your secrets

Whether you’re a full-blown crazy cat human or a part-time purr-sitter, this towel is a purr-fect companion for beach days, bath days, or emotional support towel snuggles.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!