Skater Skirt

Don’t just dress to impress—dress to confess your deepest cat-spiracy theories. Our “Trust Issues & Tinfoil Hats” Skater Skirt is proof that fashion can be fearless, flared, and full of feline truth bombs.

This all-over sublimation print features cats in lab coats, flying saucers, microchip scans, abduction logs, and a healthy dose of cosmic paranoia—all wrapped in a buttery-soft, UPF 50+ poly-spandex blend that moves with you and swishes sassily with every step.

Perfect for alien abductions, TikTok rants, or just strutting around your apartment demanding to know who left the cabinet open again. The wide elastic waistband means comfort is never compromised—even when you’re decoding feline government files.

Details:
82% polyester / 18% spandex — smooth & stretchy
Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²)
Mid-thigh length with flattering flared silhouette
Cut & sewn by Printful’s expert in-house team
Elastic waistband for extra comfort
UPF 50+ sun protection
Overlock seams and coverstitch hemline
Printed edge-to-edge with rich, vibrant color

Note: Contact with rough surfaces may pull fibers and give away your secrets. Handle with care, Agent Meow.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!