Men’s Fitted T-shirt

The cat crisis isn’t just a theory—it’s The Purramid Effect, and this shirt breaks it down with the perfect balance of wit and wisdom. Designed for cat lovers with a sharp eye for justice and a soft spot for strays, this tee shows how just a few unfixed cats can tip the scales toward chaos.

Printed on the ultra-comfy and flattering Next Level 3600 Men’s Fitted T-Shirt, this shirt hugs just right without feeling clingy. It’s soft, durable, and built for everyday wear—whether you're educating the masses, cat herding IRL, or just trying to look sharp while fighting the good fight. 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

The retro seal-style graphic features an unbalanced scale: one side overflowing with kittens, the other holding a single fixed cat. It’s not subtle, and that’s the point. This is cat math that adds up—and you’ll look damn good wearing it.

15% of proceeds go to support Trap-Neuter-Return efforts via The Purr-sistence Fund
Smart, sharp, and a little sarcastic—just like the guy wearing it.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!