Muscle Shirt #9

For the dad who runs board meetings by day and fetches treats on command by night, this sleeveless wonder makes it official—he’s a proud servant to a very, very spoiled cat.

Let’s not kid ourselves: he may have a corner office, a signature scent, and a pension plan—but when it comes to the hierarchy at home, he ranks somewhere between “can opener” and “warm furniture.” This shirt is for the cat dad who’s less “king of the castle” and more “middle management to a four-pound dictator.”

The vintage-style design proudly proclaims what everyone already knows: he’s been promoted from “man of the house” to “full-time feline footman.” It’s perfect for weekends, casual Fridays, or anytime his boss (the cat) allows him to leave the couch. Sleeveless for maximum petting range and emotional support belly rubs.

Made from soft, breathable 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton that pairs well with both dignity and denial, this muscle shirt is the purr-fect gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or “just because he cleaned the litter box without being asked.”

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in spontaneous meowing and unauthorized lap occupancy.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!