Men’s Tank Top #3

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ALONE. YOU WERE WRONG.

This tank is not just stylish—it’s a warning. The “Feline Surveillance Program” Men’s Tank Top documents what every cat parent already suspects: your cat isn’t just loafing—they’re logging everything you do from 8 angles, in HD, and probably uploading it to the Mewlitary cloud.

Crafted from the premium Bella + Canvas 3480 triblend, this tank brings breathable softness, great drape, and side-seamed comfort for guys who want to stay cool while living under feline observation. The bold comic panel artwork lets the world know that yes—your cat is watching. Even when you’re off the tuna.

Why You’ll Love It:
Soft triblend (poly/cotton/rayon) – flexible, flattering, and nearly cat-proof
DTG-printed front for crisp, spy-worthy clarity
Side-seamed for a modern fit (aka not your boxy college gym shirt)
Sizes XS to 2XL – perfect for all body types: jacked, relaxed, or snack-stuffed

Ideal For:
Cat dads under 24/7 pawveillance
Dudes who work out… or work for their cats
Anyone who’s ever had a tail flick judgment mid shower

Bonus Insight: 15% of proceeds support real-world feline rescue missions through GiluFunds—because while your cat’s watching you, others still need a home to spy from.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!