Men’s Tank Top #2

“WE COME IN PEACE. WE DEMAND TREATS.”

This tank is for cat dads, conspiracy nerds, and snack enablers alike. The “Take Me to Your Feeder” Men’s Tank Top is a cosmic mashup of alien diplomacy and feline entitlement, wrapped in a hilariously soft Bella + Canvas 3480. Featuring a confused alien trying to reason with a laser-focused cat pointing at an empty bowl, it’s a not-so-subtle reminder of who really runs the galaxy—and your kitchen.

Whether you're lifting at the gym, binging UFO docs, or dodging judgmental stares from your own house panther, this tank keeps you cool and covered. Light, soft, and side-seamed for a flattering fit, it’s what happens when cat people design interstellar merch.

Why You’ll Love It:
Ultra-soft triblend (poly/cotton/rayon) with built-in stretch for snack-fetching or sunbathing
DTG-printed front graphic that survives abductions and the dryer
Side-seamed retail fit (aka: not your dad’s gym tank)
Sizes XS to 2XL – because feline followers come in every build

Best For:
Cat lovers with delusions of control
Dudes who never miss leg day—or snack time
Gifting someone who believes their cat is lowkey from another planet
Mission Update: 15% of all sales support real-world feline rescue efforts through GiluFunds.
Because while some cats are clearly aliens, others are just trying to survive Earth.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!