Eco Tote Bag #2

Going green never looked this suspicious. This eco-friendly tote is made for those who recycle, believe in aliens, and don’t trust dogs. Lightweight, durable, and featuring Gilu’s signature catspiracist artwork—this oyster-hued canvas is your new go-to bag for groceries, schemes, and catnip runs.

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It’s a bag. It’s a movement. It’s a bold statement that says “I care about the planet... and I know too much.”

Introducing the Gilu Eco Tote Bag – Certified Catspiracist Edition, where cat memes meet mission-driven sustainability. Crafted from 100% organic cotton and screen-printed with vibrant DTG technology, this reusable bag is perfect for hauling groceries, books, protest signs, or unauthorized feline surveillance equipment.

With long handles and a sturdy single-compartment design, this tote is as practical as it is paw-sitively hilarious. And yes, the “Trust No Dog” motto is printed loud and proud—because let’s face it, they’ve been too quiet lately.

Whether you're a hardcore cat guardian, a die-hard alien believer, or just really into totes that don’t suck, this one’s for you. Plus, every purchase helps fund feline rescue missions through GiluFunds. Cute, conscious, and totally cat-approved.

Product Details:
100% certified organic cotton twill
Bag size: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″
Dual 1” wide cotton handles (24.5” long)
Weight limit: up to 30 lbs (aka one large Maine Coon)
One size fits all your secrets
Printed with DTG printing
Eco-conscious and mission-aligned
Color: Oyster (obviously)
Made on demand—because fast fashion is so last litter box

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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