Conspiracies & Catpuccinos Glossy Ceramic Mug #2

Ever feel like your cat is staring into the void and plotting something... deeper? Then this is the mug for you. Our “Conspiracies & Catpuccinos” White Glossy Mug blends purr-fect humor with glossy attitude—because caffeine isn’t the only thing that should wake you up in the morning.

Crafted from durable ceramic with a high-gloss finish, this mug is as stylish as it is functional. Microwave and dishwasher safe, it’s built for daily use whether you're sipping on alien theories, decoding laser pointer trajectories, or just need your morning jolt of meow-mentum.

🐱 Available in 3 sassy sizes:
11oz for light sippers and introverts
15oz for mid-tier tea spillers
20oz for full-on conspiracy theorists and multi-cat households

Product Features:
Glossy white ceramic with wraparound sublimated design
Durable and dishwasher-safe
Microwave-safe so your coffee stays hot while your cat ignores you
Great gift for cat lovers, X-Files fans, and anyone who believes the tuna opener is a mind-control device

15% of every sale goes straight to GiluFunds to help real cats—so your hot takes actually help save lives. Drink up, stay woke, and embrace your cattitude.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!