All-Over Print Tote Bag

Finally — a tote bag that gets it. Whether you're stocking up on snacks or sneaking out with your emotional support cat (we won’t tell), this All-Over Print Tote Bag has your back… and your groceries… and your dignity during firework season.

Crafted from durable 100% polyester with thick bull denim handles, it holds up to 44 lbs of your daily essentials, life baggage, or small dog you’re pretending is a cat. The bold full-print design lets the world know exactly where you stand: firmly in the Anti-Fireworks Association, thank you very much. Because no one should suffer through explosions just to prove they love their country. Especially not cats.

Specs that matter:
100% polyester with soft yet strong feel
Holds up to 44 lbs (or approximately 27 cans of tuna)
Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
Handles: 100% natural cotton bull denim, 26″ long
Cut, sewn, and assembled by humans (with probable cat supervision)
OEKO-TEX 100 certified
Whether you're toting library books, activism gear, or just your own emotional weight, this tote won’t buckle — and neither will your standards.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!